Unpopular Opinions Book Tag

I can already feel the hate!

Lana del Rey mood. 

Welcome back readers. For today's post, I decided to revisit some unpopular opinions; I kind of started with a previous post titled "I Want to See the World Burn". This time it'll be more book focused though.

For those of you who don't know what this tag is about, I will be presenting a series of nine questions where I will provide some of my unpopular opinions about books. Even though I know disclaimers can be annoying, here's a very quick one: I don't mean to offend you or your favorite books; this post is only about my opinion, so you don't necessarily have to share it. I'll try to not be so mean.

Now, let's get started!

1- A popular book or series that you don't like: 

Hell no! 

I won't go very deep into this first question, because I've talked plenty in previous posts about why I dislike Narnia so much. I know of several people who started reading as kids because of these books, and that's great; any book that gets you into reading is a good thing. But I personally hate this series with a passion. Thanks, but no thanks.

2- A book or series that many people don't like but you love: 

Disney Twisted Tales

These are the Disney Twisted Tales, and they are written by various authors. I found these books randomly on Goodreads and I saw a couple of reviews on YouTube about them, so I decided to give them a try. And boy, have I enjoyed them! I get why many people don't like them, but I have loved every single one I've read so far. These books take Disney's classic stories and give them a fun and dark twist, often giving the princesses more agency and political power. They have changed the way I see their tales, for which I'm thankful.

3- A love triangle where the main character ended up with the person you didn't want them to end up with OR an OTP (One True Pairing) that you don't like: 

Tessa Gray. 

"Clockwork Princess" by Cassandra Clare is the last book in the "Infernal Devices" trilogy in the Shadowhunter Chronicles. If you know me, you must know I love the shadowhunter books with my entire life, and this trilogy is no exception. There's a love triangle among Tessa (the trilogy's protagonist) and her friends Will and Jem. Now, I despise love triangles, but this one was done so well I couldn't help but love it. The thing is, even though I loved both Jem and Will, Tessa ended up with... the one I didn't want. I won't spoil it if you haven't read the books, but I was devastated with the outcome. I've made my peace since then, but still.

From left to right: Will, Tessa and Jem. 

Who am I kidding? I'll never be over them. They're perfect, they're beautiful. Send me help.

4- A popular genre that you hardly reach for: 

Contemporary. I really dislike this genre. These books are realistic fiction, dealing with matters of growing up, maturing, facing social and personal problems, and so on.They're mostly set in modern times. I've read several contemporary books and I'm not impressed at all. Does it mean that the genre is bad? No. It's just not for me; I either end up hating those books or loving them, there is no in between. If you haven't noticed, I'm more of a fantasy and science fiction reader (although historical fiction books are amazing too). 

The only contemporary book I loved.
Got me through depression on my worst days. 

The books that made me hate contemporary.
Sorry not sorry. 

5- A popular or beloved character that you don't like: 

Severus Snape
Credits to the artist!

I must say, I really dislike Severus Snape. I try to look at him objectively: he did a lot of good for the heroes of the story, acting as a double agent, saving Harry Potter several times, and what not. But even though I get why he is cold with people, there is one thing I will never forgive him for: bullying his students. I am teacher myself, and like Snape I was bullied as a kid and as a teenager. But that doesn't give me permission to inflict psychological torture on my students. I for one love my kids with my life, and even though I get mad at them sometimes, I wouldn't dream of hurting them. Imagine bullying a little kid so much that you become his worst fear- a.k.a Neville and Snape. I don't care how much he needed to pretend being a bad guy, he had no right whatsoever to torment those kids. As a teacher that's something I can't get behind. Period.

6- An author that you can't seem to get into: 

This is John Green by the way.

Nope. I just can't. I could make a full book about why I dislike John Green's writing. For me every single one of his books is the same: white teenagers full of angst and BS that fall in love. These teenagers tend to be full of weird and unrealistic characteristics, they say unrealistic and cheesy things (mostly in "The Fault in our Stars"), and most of the story's focus is in their romance. I like books with romance mixed in the plot, not books which sole purpose is to tell a love story. And like I said previously, his books made me hate contemporary fiction.

7- A popular book trope you're tired of seeing: 

For this question I chose the trope I hate the most, and believe me I hate many. That is the girl who sees herself as plain (sometimes even ugly), she's clumsy, uninteresting, edgy, full of angst, but the main love interest sees her as perfect. You know, the typical Bella Swan: thinks herself as plain when she's actually beautiful. And for Bella's case, I'm talking about the character, not the actress. 

No shade to Kristen Stewart- I think she's improved in her work.
Bella Swan I can't stand. 

8- A popular book or series that you have no interest in reading: 

The Grisha Trilogy by Leigh Bardugo. 

I bought these books because some of my favorite booktubers talked endlessly about them. I read what they were about and I decided to give them a try. Boy, was I wrong. This trilogy takes place in a fantasy world that is heavily inspired by Russian folklore and mythology (which is pretty cool). The premise of the book is good, some characters are somewhat interesting, the world actually seems amazing, but the writing style was not for me. I couldn't get past the first book, and I lost any interest I had for finishing the trilogy. As an avid fantasy reader, this felt like a stab in the back. I ended up selling them to a former student. 

9- The saying goes that "the book is always better than the movie", but what movie or TV adaptation is better than the book? 

The second book in "The Lord of the Rings". 

I haven't even finished this book; I have been struggling with it for a couple of months already. The writing style is heavy, slow, quite dense and it often bores me- and that is not a very good sign when reading a book. I like "Lord of the Rings", I adored "The Fellowship of the Ring", but "The Two Towers" I can't get through it. I do want to finish it because I want to read the last book, but it's hard. I think the movie was better in terms of pacing, as it made the story more fast paced and entertaining. For me this installment in the trilogy suffers from the second book syndrome: it doesn't live to the previous book, and it feels as just a step for the third and final book. 

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This is the end of my unpopular book opinions! I hope you liked it, and that you don't hate me by this point. Any discussion would be welcomed in the comments below. As always thank you for reading me, and I hope everyone is staying safe. See you next Sunday. 

P.S If you want me to do a Harry Potter unpopular opinions post, let me know. 

Greek Mythology- From Zero to Hero

Welcome back readers! Inspired by the news of Disney's "Hercules" live-action on the works, and the Percy Jackson books being adapted by Disney +, I decided I wanted to write a post about Greek mythology.

Ancient gods

Many of my friends have an interest in it, but haven't read or seen something that explained it from the start. I am no expert on the topic, but I have read and studied it plenty, so I hope I'll do a good job.

For this post, I will be writing about Greek mythology starting from the world's beginning, and finishing with the mayor (and some minor) gods with their properties. I hope I don't make it confusing, and everyone can understand it. Without further due, let's get started!

I. The Beginning

According to the myths, at first there was a big, vast of nothingness called Chaos.

Chaos

 From Chaos came the earth, whom the Greeks called Gaea; she was technically the first goddess.

Mother Gaea

The sky was created as well, and he was called Uranus.

Uranus- don't laugh at the name as hard as I did please.

From Gaea came the rivers, oceans, mountains, continents and Tartarus, the deepest part of the Underworld. Time later, at some point in this world, Gaea and Uranus came together and had their first children: the twelve titans.

Titans were the first "gods" but not as powerful. 

These were beings of incredible power and strength, perfect in every way. But eventually, Uranus and Gaea had other children who were quite monstrous: the cyclopes and the hecatoncheires; the latter were giants with fifty heads and one hundred arms. Horrified by his children, Uranus sent both cyclopes and giants to Tartarus, where he locked them up.

Cyclopes 

Hecatoncheires

Angry at the sky, Gaea conjured up a plan with one of her titan sons, Kronos. Guided by his mother, Kronos castrated his father while he was sleeping and took his throne over the world. When Uranus' blood came into contact with the earth, it created several creatures and gods including the Furies (which I'll talk more about later). Uranus' castrated genitals fell in the sea, and from them came Aphrodite, the first Olympian goddess. 

II. Rule of the Titans

Kronos ruled the cosmos for a very long time as its king, and ruled over his siblings. One of them, Prometheus, created humankind from clay. Although some have called this time the Golden Era, many have said that it was anything but. Kronos was not the best ruler, and he was paranoid with the idea that someday one of his children would depose him as he did with his own father.

Kronos and his sickle, the weapon he used to castrate Uranus. 

He married one of his sisters Rhea, who has been associated with fertility. Their first child was a girl, who was born stronger and more powerful than a normal titan; this girl was the goddess Hestia. Terrified by a future rebellion against him, Kronos swallowed the girl whole. But being a goddess she didn't die. Instead she kept on growing insider her father's stomach. After her came other children: Poseidon, Hades, Hera and Demeter, but Kronos swallowed them as well.

Desperate, Rhea hid her last child from Kronos and gave him a rock bundled up as a baby to trick him. It worked, because reasons.

Rhea tricking Kronos. How he fell for that, I'll never know. 

Rhea named the baby boy Zeus and hid him away to be raised by nymphs. When he grew up, Zeus disguised himself as a cup-bearer to his father. He prepared a special potion that would make his father throw up his siblings, which he did. Being together for the first time, the godly siblings started the rebellion against the titans. They liberated the cyclopes and one-hundred-armed-giants from Tartarus so they could aid them in their war. The cyclopes gave Zeus and his brothers their famed weapons: to Zeus the master lightning bolt, more powerful than any other weapon ever created; to Poseidon the trident to command the waters; and to Hades the helmet of invisibility, which made him not only invisible to the eye, but to the ear and nose as well. The goddesses did not get weapons, but I do believe Demeter took the sickle that her father used to castrate Uranus.

The war between gods and titans lasted for ten years.

War against the titans. 

Eventually the gods won. Zeus cut his father Kronos into a thousand pieces and threw them into Tartarus. The rest of the titans who fought against the gods were locked in Tartarus, except for Atlas: a general of Kronos' forces, he was forced to hold the sky for eternity, to prevent the sky and the earth meeting again.

Atlas was an evil bastard. 

The titans who helped the gods were left to roam the earth freely, including mother Rhea. Many of them became parents to other gods.

III. Rule of the gods

Zeus took Kronos' throne to rule over the cosmos, the gods and all living things. He and his brothers divided the world in three: the sky, the ocean, and the Underworld.

Zeus took the sky and established the famous Olympus, where only he and the Olympians (and some other gods) would live. The Olympians are said to be the gods who not only live in Olympus, but also have a throne of power there in their council.

Olympus, seat of power of the gods. 

Poseidon took the ocean, and built his palace in the bottom of it. Despite living in the ocean, he still had a throne in Olympus, making him an Olympian.

Poseidon's home, called Atlantis by some. 

Hades took the last part, the Underworld. As his brothers, he created his palace there and thus lived underground. Unlike Poseidon though, Hades did not have a throne in Olympus. Therefore, he is technically not an Olympian.

The Underworld is such a happy place. 

The rest of the gods lived either in Olympus, the sea, the Underworld, or around the world. But even though they were gods, there were certain ancient rules they must obey:

1- They could not take another god's throne or objects of power.
2- Gods could not go the Underworld unless they were welcomed and permitted to (with some exceptions).
3- Every oath made by them on the river Styx must be complied (more on this later).

IV. The Olympians

Zeus: king of Olympus and the gods. God of the sky, weather, lightning, thunder, storms, eagles, men and justice. Husband to his older sister Hera. Famous for his countless lists of lovers (both female and male). Father of Heracles (Hercules). Possessor of the master lightning bolt.

King of the gods and a huge jerk. 

Hera: queen of Olympus and the gods. Wife to her younger brother Zeus. Goddess of women, marriage, fertility, womanhood, lions, cows and peacocks. Mother to Ares, Hephaestus and Hebe. Cold, majestic, proud and extremely vengeful of her husband's lovers and children. Enemy of Hercules.

Beautiful but deadly. 

Demeter: goddess of agriculture, harvest and the passing of the seasons. She is the responsible for making plants grow. Mother to Persephone with her brother Zeus, and mother-in-law to her brother Hades. Loves her daughter more than anything in the world, and would literally kill the whole world for her.

She killed the earth because she couldn't find her daughter.
Let that sink in. 

Poseidon: king and god of the seas. God of the oceans, rivers, lakes, sea storms, earthquakes, horses and sea animals. King of the merpeople. He created the war chariot with Athena: she crafted the chariot and he conjured the horses to pull it. Father of Percy Jackson and husband of the goddess Amphitrite.

I used to have a crush on this guy. 

Athena: daughter of Zeus. Goddess of wisdom, bravery, strategic battle, knowledge, owls, weaving and creator of the olive tree. Patron to the city of Athens. Proud goddess, guide to many heroes, vengeful when crossed. A virgin goddess, she is the mother of Annabeth Chase (long story), girlfriend to Percy Jackson. Athena is enemies with Poseidon and Ares.

She was born full armored. Long story. 

Ares: son of Zeus and Hera. God of war, violence, weapons, anger, soldiers, wild boars and patron to the city of Sparta. The dead soldiers of the losing side in a war serve him for eternity. Lover of Aphrodite. Few gods like him, and he is only permitted in Olympus for being Zeus' son. He represents the war between his parents.

God of war. Not a very good person. 

Hephaestus: son of Hera, brother to Ares, and husband of Aphrodite. God of fire, volcanoes, craftsmanship, and metal working. Friend and ally of the cyclops. Hera conceived him without Zeus' intervention, which probably made him be born crippled. He was thrown from Olympus by Hera when he was born.

Hephaestus deserved better. 

Aphrodite: the first Olympian according to most myths, but daughter of Zeus according to The Iliad. She is the goddess of love, grace, beauty, lust, passion, prostitutes, pleasure and doves. She's wife to Hephaestus, but lover to Ares. With Ares she's the mother of Eros/Cupid. A passionate goddess with even more lovers and children than Zeus. She is believed to be the most powerful of the Olympians, as love is the only power able to bring a god to his knees.

If Regina George was a goddess. 

Hermes: son of Zeus. God of travelers, roads, journeys, medicine, thieves, lies, communication, messages and snakes. He is the principal messenger of the gods. When he was barely days old, he stole the god Apollo's sacred cattle. He created the lyre, and is one of the few gods who can travel to the Underworld because he guides the souls of the dead to their final place.

Looking hot! 

Apollo: son of Zeus and twin brother to Artemis. Apollo is the god of the sun, healing, archery, plagues, music, poetry and the arts. He's the one responsible for the ability to heal yourself and others. Just like his father, Apollo has many male and female lovers; most of them meet a bad end.

I do admit I have a huge crush on you.
Marry me. 

Artemis: daughter of Zeus and twin sister to Apollo. She is a goddess of archery, wildness, animals, virginity, the moon, and young maidens. Artemis is a virgin goddess like Athena, and she is also associated to childbirth as she helped her mother deliver Apollo to the world- moments after she herself was born. Artemis is extremely proud and vengeful, known for casting terrible curses upon people. Patron to the Amazons.

The definition of badass. 

Dionysus: born a mortal, son of Zeus. Dionysus was killed as a human, but brought back as a god. He is god of wine, parties, theater, madness, leopards, dolphins, and excess. He drives humans to their deepest, most primitive desires, and causes them to fall into crazed frenzies of sex, eating, cannibalism and vampirism. Leader of the Maenads.

Dionysus is at the bottom of the tree. 

Hades: although not an Olympian, he is still a very powerful god. He is not the god of death as many believe, but rather god of the dead. King and god of the Underworld, he rules over spirits, and many monsters and minor gods that live with him. Being the god of the riches that grow from the ground (precious jewels) Hades' kingdom is the biggest and richest one. Husband to his niece Persephone.

Hades abducting Persephone.
This.. oh lord...

Hestia: she is technically not an Olympian, because she gave up her throne to Dionysus when he became a god, in order to avoid a civil war among the gods. Hestia is the goddess of families, home, food, the hearth and donkeys (for one of them woke her up when she was about to be raped). Hestia is called the eldest and youngest Olympian for she was Kronos' first born but the last to be thrown up by him. She's the protector of Olympus as it is her home, and she also protects the homes of mortals. Hestia is the third virgin goddess.

She was the best.
Change my mind. 

V. Minor Gods

Many of these gods do not live in Olympus, but they are still important. I will not write about all of them, because they are more than sixty.

Persephone: goddess of spring, daughter of Zeus and Demeter, and wife of Hades. Queen and goddess of the Underworld. She spends half the year with her husband, and the other half with her mother.

Not as good as she seems. 

Pan: half man, half goat. God of nature and satyrs.

I don't like him since he appeared in
"Chilling Adventures of Sabrina".

Hecate: goddess of witchcraft, necromancy, crossroads, torches and dogs. Friend of Persephone, she is allowed to come and go to the Underworld as she pleases.

The real Supreme. 

Eros: god of love, sex and desire. Son of Aphrodite and Ares in most myths, but born out of Chaos in others. He is responsible for making people fall in love. His love is different from his mother's, as his' is more obsessive, passionate and dangerous. He's known as Cupid in Rome.

Another jerk.
Katniss shoots better than you. 

Thanatos: god of death.

He's not always in chains.
Long story. 

Iris: goddess of the rainbow, second messenger to the gods.

She was so cool in the Percy Jackson books. 

The Furies: three goddess of revenge, they torture the souls of the wicked in the Underworld. Born from Uranus' blood when it touched the earth.

Three evil demons.
Heathers: mythology version. 

Eris: goddess of chaos. Friend of Ares, she was the one responsible for instigating the war of Troy.

Another evil being. 

The Fates: the three goddesses of destiny. They weave the lives of everyone, mortal and immortal alike. Each mortal has a piece of cloth representing their life; when their time comes, the goddesses cut the cord and the mortal dies.

NOPE!

The Muses: nine goddesses of the arts and followers of Apollo.

Missing four! But still good. 

.

Hebe: goddess of youth and wife of Hercules.

Goddess of youth- I don't want to be 30.

Heracles: known as Hercules in Rome, he became a god after being murdered by his second wife. He is the god and patron of heroes. Hebe's husband.

He was nicer in Disney. 

Nemesis: goddess of retribution, balance, punishment and "bad luck".

Ight, Imma head out. 

Nike: winged goddess of victory.

Now you know where the sport's brand came from. 

VI. Humans and Gods

As it is known, all mortals were subject to the will of the gods. But some of them formed groups that made them stand out from their peers.

Maenads: dangerous followers of Dionysus, all female. They went into frenzies on which they ate human flesh (sometimes while the person was still living), drank blood, had orgies, and murdered many.

Maenads. Not your typical party people. 

Amazons: culture where women were the warriors, and men stayed at home with the children. They were not a female-only society as many believe. Many of them were daughters of gods, particularly Ares. Their patrons were Ares and Artemis.

They run amazon.com nowadays in the PJ books.
Not joking.  

Hunters: young maidens who traveled with Artemis. They were given immortality and youth if they made an oath to never marry and/or lose their virginity. They could be killed in battle though, but Artemis protected them at all costs.

Girl Power!
Credits to Isuani. 

Demigods: children born of gods and mortals. They have various powers depending on their godly parent. Many are trained to become heroes.

My friends! 

VII. The Underworld

I have mentioned this place many times already, but I haven't explained it yet.

For starters, when you die you are taken by the god Charon to the Underworld. You must pay him if you want to cross to the other life. If you don't have money, he'll take you when he pleases.

That's Charon. Not as bad as he seems. 

The Underworld is divided in many categories and has many rivers. The most famous one is Styx, upon which all sacred oaths are made. Even the gods are subject to the magic of this river, as it forces people to obey their oaths.

Care for a swim? 

The doors of the Underworld are guarded by Hades' pet, the three-headed dog Cerberus.

Now you know where Fluffy from Harry Potter came from. 

Once you pass him, you'll have two options: be judged by three kings, or go to the Asphodel Meadows immediately. If you decide judgment, the kings will send you to one out of four places: the first one is Elysium which is a type of paradise, reserved for good people who helped others in their lives, including heroes; if you are reborn three times and the three times you are sent to Elysium, you can go to the Isles of the Blessed, a more exclusive side of Elysium; the second place is the Fields of Punishment, selected for people who committed horrible crimes and will be tortured by the Furies; the third place is the already mentioned Asphodel Meadows, where regular people go- they didn't do anything bad or good, so they roam eternally here with no memory of their human lives; and the last place is Tartarus, reserved for enemies of the gods such as monsters, titans, and the worst of the worst.

Elysium

Isles of the Blessed- good vacation spot! 

The Asphodel Meadows look a nightmare. 

The Fields of Punishment! I give this place five out of five stars. 

Tartarus- thank you, next!
I hope Hitler is here. 

Passing these places is the palace of Hades where he is served by the dead. He has a huge garden made of precious jewels for his queen.

Hades' palace looks cool.
I said what I said. 

Also, a very important rule of the Underworld is that nothing can be eaten there. If you eat Underworld food, you must stay there forever.

That's Persephone.

VIII. Recommendations

There are some modern works you could see and read if you want more detailed information. Television series such as "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" and "Xena Warrior Princess" include many mythology elements, from gods to monsters. Also the movie "Clash of the Titans". They take some liberties with mythology, such as Disney's "Hercules", but they are still great works.

As for books, I cannot stretch this enough: the Percy Jackson books are excellent for studying mythology. They are very close to the original myths and provide more insight into the majority of the gods (both mayor and minor). Every book, adventure and character is inspired by the original myths, and it even includes the Roman gods. Author Rick Riordan does a great work bringing the myths to modern times, making his books hilarious, heartbreaking, full of adventure and mystery, and altogether very fun to read.

I hope you enjoyed my summary of Greek mythology! If you would want me to go deeper into a certain god, hero, monster or myth, let me know in the comments. See you next Sunday!

P.S. None of the pictures are mine. I hold no ownership over them. Most of the gods' images are from the Percy Jackson artists. All credits go to them and the rest of wonderful people who made every art possible.